Slipknot - Slipknot [Digipack version]

Right. Here is an album that most people would likely call 'a pile of shit'. Maybe they are missing the point? Maybe they are sane.

Slipknot.
These fuck-heads seem to think that a gimmick is required in the world of pseudo-religious death metal/goth/punk/rock/whatever world they reside in(maybe it is?). I would be willing to bet that the retards that worship(No I don't mean in a religious sense, I mean in a 'loser-with-no-life-must-idolise-musicians' way) these pricks are actually in awe of and amazed by the gimmick, cheap and blatantly transparent though it is. I reckon the name 'Slipknot' is a reference to the preferred trouser fastening these kids have to allow easy and quick masturbatory action at a moments notice, to satisfy their immature urges.

My god. I thought hearing them was bad enough but when I discovered the masks I didn't know whether to laugh or bite my own testicle until it bled.(Probably something else the band followers partake in on an average night to a concert).

Do they have talent?
Unfortunately, (I say that because I despise the fact that I have to admit it) they do.
It is a bit like when you see a christian rock metal band and are asked if you think they are good.
You can tell that they definitely know how to play.
The singing is ok.
The drummer is in time but.. but, something isn't right.
What is it?
Well, in the christian rock bands case they are just going through the motions. They haven't quite got the right heart. They play like an automatic machine.
In slipknots case they are full of ability and are exploding it out onto every available space within a thousand mile radius. They shit into your face and rub it in with pleasure.
They are still shite though, whatever they can do with their rabid guitar playing.

Like Van Gogh. Very close to genius but inevitably branded as a fuckup.
That was cruel - to Van Gogh: He at least did display signs of being a genius and in my opinion, was one.


So Slipknot:
Heavy.
Pretentious.
Loud.
This bands music and accompanying imagery is only for retarded children with no friends and an elevated sense of self(but only when in the company of fellow 'tards). When they are not in the company of their 'peers' they are the type to sit at home picking their nose..
and eating it..
whilst trying to make their own Slipknot mask..
and simultaneously playing some playstation game..
and chatting online...
With acne.
Whilst masturbating.
..their dog.

Download it?
Yes, for the experience alone.
And I'm not talking about the dog part you sick pervert.

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I mean for fucks sake! Who are these imbeciles! (please don't tell me who they actually are, it wasn't a question and I don't want to know).

Back tomorrow with more fun and games..
About time I tried out some MP3 software I suppose. Hmm, maybe.

UPDATE! The BEST David Bowie Live show you can find. Tomorrow..