Spoon - Soft Effects [EP 1997] ||| Ozzy Osbourne - Under Cover [2005]
Is it just me or have we reached that point in time where, as much as a lovely guy he truly is and what a life he has led..ho hum lets exhaust any sympathy we have for him and get round to admitting that: Ozzy Osbourne CAN'T FUCKING SING!
We all got to know and love him through his selling of his family through the wonders of MTV. We all cringed as he dribbled out pseudo-english and almost fell around whilst engaging in the strangest complex mixture of mannerisms ever witnessed this side of an insane institution. We all felt horribly sad and a bit guilty when we learned of his quad-bike accident. We even felt a little emotional about his song with his daughter.
Well I have fucking had ENOUGH of this SHIT!
I listened to his new album and i can't help thinking about the guys in the recording studio when they were making it. I bet they had to keep going 'Ozzy, erm..not quite right mate. Can you try just making your voice a bit quieter'. (hmm we better fill this part in with loads of background instrumentation) (again).
The whole thing sounds like an unfortunate situation with a Downs syndrome 'victim' and a microphone, given a karaoke machine and carte blanch to go for it.
AArrgghh!
He sings like he is tone deaf and has no singing voice whatsoever.
I mean, you know how eloquent his talking voice is right?
Well, just imagine a deaf person singing their heart out and the rest of the band constantly trying to either drown him out or work around it to some degreee and you've almost got the essence of this album.
Personally I prefer the bat's head eating Ozzy.
At least that guy had balls.
This one sounds retarded.
Oh and one more thing that really pissed me off: He is doing covers of some great songs. Murdering ever bastard one of them.
It should be an arrestable offence.
More so than eating a bats head!!!
Enjoy this great Spoon EP won't you!
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Ciao!
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7 Comments:
Weird. Either everyones loves ozzy or this place has become more deserted and dried up than Prince Charles' libido.
While watching the re-broadcast of the UK Rock Hall of Fame awards, I couldn't help but think how correct you were in your diatribe about Ozzie's inability to sing. He was completely off key and his two performances were pathetic, given the incredible range of good music being inducted.
The commentary on your blog is equally as good as the music you provide. Thanks for all you do...
'his two performances were pathetic'
That made me laugh.
Thanks for that mate.
did you watch the uk hall of fame awards?i'm sure you didnt..and let me see here,ozzy has millions sells gold on everyone of his cds,still selling black sabbath cds like crazy all over the world,and your running some lameass blogg,giving these very artist music away for free.you even give away the ones you like.your the fake punk.OZZY RULES freak.and your site is being reported too.dude no one wants your free shit anyway.its all repost from other sites.but being a so called free world you have the right to say what you want.even tho you dont know shit about music.you wont even be walking on your own at ozzys age.much less selling out concerts all over the world.hey do you have diapers on too,shit face.i'm sure you will delete this because you dont want your other so called fans to see just how many people hate your fuckin' site,so take note lame.the darkness is falling in on you and your dumb ass blogg.the trolls will flood here like sheep.your links will die as fast as you post them.no matter how you post them.. giving music away is against the law.and you have been reported.now hurry up and delete this so you can feel better about yourself.fuckin lame!
EVERYONE LOVES OZZY DUMB ASS'S.THATS WHY OZZFEST SELLS OUT EVERY YEAR.ITS WHY ALL HIS ALBUMS GO GOLD EVERY RELEASE.THIS PLACE SUCKS MAJOR GAY HOLE.LIKE THE PERSON SAID ABOVE YOUR A FUCKIN LAME PULL OZZY FROM YOUR SITE SHIT FACE.
I FUCKIN' HAYE ALL YOU FUCKIN' GAYS HERE.GO SUCK SOME MORE DICK ALL OF YOU!!!
OZZY RULES.MP3@3PM IS A FUCKIN GAY HANG OUT.A BUNCH OF NOBODYS.
i agree with the mad dude above.you know nothing about music .how can you say something so rude towards a man who has been maked in history a the true master of metal.you dont have enough space on this blogg to even list the people ozzy gave their first chance to.you know nothing.maybe you should lay off the weed before you make such a rude statement.i wont be coming here anymore,and i agree with the guy above,why dont you shut this crap hole down.
Firstly, You spell BLOGG with only ONE 'G'.
So who is the dumbfucker?
Secondly, although it is against my better judgement to reply to people who have not even the most basic grasop of the English language and use the word 'lame' in their own made-up context, I just cannot resist it so here goes...
I CAN and I DO piss on Ozzys campfire because, as you will notice when you see him these days, he IS looking and singing like a fucking retard. End of.
I don't care if he fucked the Queen in a former life. I am simply commenting on his ability NOW and as such I can sincerely say he has none to speak of.(ability that is).
Now as for telling me that Ozzy has this and Ozzy has that and I have nothing except a crappy BLOGG etc etc etc...erm. That is too much like schoolyard shit to even bother with. Grow up fuckhead.
Reporting this place?
Go on.
Shutting it down?
Go on.
hehe.
Take note...Sentences usually start with a CAPITAL letter ok?
And, I don't think that 'lameass' is a word.
Well not outside of the grand ole US of fuckin' A that is.
fucking heavy metal freaks. Why did I even bother to upset this narrow section of humanity...better to leave them to their furtive wanks in dark bedrooms over ozzy albums.
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